A City Sex Guide on Picking up Chicks

You’ll never guess when Leighton Meester’s far-sighted and sexually promiscuous twin will cross your path, so you better be damn ready hit on her. Here are four pickup scenarios and how to capitalize on them taken from our City Sex vault of essential guidelines.

• Aboard Airplanes

Most men rely on dumb luck, hoping they sit right next to a hot girl. Scratch that. Spot the girl you like before you board, approach her and try to establish a connection with a funny ice breaker. You can then say, “I hate to be stuck on this long flight next to a fat and smelly guy. Let’s sit together.” Once they agree, make a short conversation and then tune her out—put on your earphones to listen to music or go to sleep. This will show her you’re not a conversation terrorist. Resume talking around 30 minutes before touchdown.

• In Elevators

You will have very little time, so our City Sex tips say be interesting, avoid being creepy and be efficient. A friend once in an elevator when a gorgeous woman stepped in as the door closed. “You take your time, don’t you?” he said with a smile. When the door opened as it stopped on other floors, he’d say, “This thing is trying to get rid of you.” She found this funny and figured he was different from the other guys, so he asked for her number.

• In Traffic

This requires even more quickness and guts than in elevators. Ask her to roll down her window, make sure you smile and look friendly then grab her interest immediately. Say something like, “Hi, you look like an expert. Let me ask your take on this dating concern my friend is having.” You can make something up, but before you finish your story, nod towards the changing traffic light, show her your phone and say, “We’re out of time! Can you give me your number? We can’t let my friend down.”

• When She’s with a Date

This is not recommended, but it usually works. When you’re out with friends and a gorgeous girl walks in with her date, ask them to join you. The guy will probably think, “Cool! I can show off in front of her.” But he’ll never know what’s about to hit him. Talk to him as much as her, make him feel good and keep the conversation flowing. Make friends and get both their numbers then call the girl. If you made a good impression and the guy looks up to you, she will recognize this and be possibly attracted to you.

Are Jealous Adult Dating Partners the Absolute Turn On?

For most guys, jealousy that is quite extreme can be a deal breaker in their adult dating partners. They would immediately end a relationship if their expensive suit got slashed or their car was torched, but for some, it can be the best aphrodisiac.

A jealous girlfriend is a guaranteed sign that you are in a lifetime of self-justification, surveillance, suspicion or maybe even a torched Bimmer or two. However, there is still a certain appeal to knowing your adult dating partner is psycho-crazy enough for you to check up on you every so often. But before you say “are you fucking nuts,” think back to past celebrity headlines when Lindsay Lohan went after her ex-lover Samantha Ronson all the way to London just a couple of months after Ronson’s family reportedly asked about a restraining order against Lindsay. Samantha caved.

There will come a point where it’s fair to say, “What the fuck, man?” It's hard to imagine why any well-adjusted man with options would stick around for another fireworks display of psychosis. But for some guys, the explanation is simple: He found Kerry's behavior erotic.

“I’m not a ripped California surfer dude,” says Jason who has been with Kathleen, his then extremely jealous girlfriend. “So when you have the most beautiful girl in the world fighting for you? That’s kind of… hot.”

It has been an exceptional year for the jealous female. There was a girlfriend charged with attempted murder by burning a lap dancer alive after dousing her with gasoline. Then there was former NFL quarterback Steve McNair that was found executed next to the body of a woman who shot him and herself. Investigators believed he was seen with another woman. And then there was the mother of all jealous partner horror stories: the Wisconsin philanderer who had his manhood glued to his abdomen. These stories aren’t just enthralling because they’re gruesome; they are enthralling because the peculiarity of the jealous female, as ancient as it is, still astonishes us.

According to Reid Mihalko, a sex and relationship expert, we are supposed to do everything to avoid it, so we have no tools to handle it, but legally it’s still a defense, which tells us our culture still views it as something you can't control." And, Mihalko says, virtually everyone, no matter how rational, has the potential to lose her shit.