A City Sex Guide on Picking up Chicks

You’ll never guess when Leighton Meester’s far-sighted and sexually promiscuous twin will cross your path, so you better be damn ready hit on her. Here are four pickup scenarios and how to capitalize on them taken from our City Sex vault of essential guidelines.

• Aboard Airplanes

Most men rely on dumb luck, hoping they sit right next to a hot girl. Scratch that. Spot the girl you like before you board, approach her and try to establish a connection with a funny ice breaker. You can then say, “I hate to be stuck on this long flight next to a fat and smelly guy. Let’s sit together.” Once they agree, make a short conversation and then tune her out—put on your earphones to listen to music or go to sleep. This will show her you’re not a conversation terrorist. Resume talking around 30 minutes before touchdown.

• In Elevators

You will have very little time, so our City Sex tips say be interesting, avoid being creepy and be efficient. A friend once in an elevator when a gorgeous woman stepped in as the door closed. “You take your time, don’t you?” he said with a smile. When the door opened as it stopped on other floors, he’d say, “This thing is trying to get rid of you.” She found this funny and figured he was different from the other guys, so he asked for her number.

• In Traffic

This requires even more quickness and guts than in elevators. Ask her to roll down her window, make sure you smile and look friendly then grab her interest immediately. Say something like, “Hi, you look like an expert. Let me ask your take on this dating concern my friend is having.” You can make something up, but before you finish your story, nod towards the changing traffic light, show her your phone and say, “We’re out of time! Can you give me your number? We can’t let my friend down.”

• When She’s with a Date

This is not recommended, but it usually works. When you’re out with friends and a gorgeous girl walks in with her date, ask them to join you. The guy will probably think, “Cool! I can show off in front of her.” But he’ll never know what’s about to hit him. Talk to him as much as her, make him feel good and keep the conversation flowing. Make friends and get both their numbers then call the girl. If you made a good impression and the guy looks up to you, she will recognize this and be possibly attracted to you.